Newsgasm http://www.newsgasm.co.uk Made From 100% Recycled Weirdness en-gb Money-happiness ties depend on definition http://www.newsgasm.co.uk/go/news.php?id=127815 UPI -- An Illinois researcher who co-wrote a study on the link between money and happiness said the answer lies in the personal definition of 'happiness.' Fri, 30 Jul 2010 21:20:05 GMT Suit claims rough citizen's arrest http://www.newsgasm.co.uk/go/news.php?id=127814 UPI -- A Florida man serving a prison sentence for stealing a bicycle from a car is suing three men he accuses of perpetrating a rough citizen's arrest. Fri, 30 Jul 2010 21:20:05 GMT Teen charged with pawning mom's jewelry http://www.newsgasm.co.uk/go/news.php?id=127813 UPI -- Authorities in Florida said they arrested a 19-year-old man who allegedly made $14,000 pawning jewelry he took from his mother. Fri, 30 Jul 2010 21:20:05 GMT Store manager uses Jesus to dissuade robber http://www.newsgasm.co.uk/go/news.php?id=127812 AZCentral -- POMPANO BEACH, Fla. - A cell phone store manager in South Florida dissuaded an armed man from robbing the store by telling him Jesus wouldn't approve. Fri, 30 Jul 2010 21:00:03 GMT Ill. cop show pajamas lawsuit settled http://www.newsgasm.co.uk/go/news.php?id=127811 UPI -- A pair of Illinois sisters settled their lawsuit against police reality show 'Female Forces' for depicting them in their pajamas. Fri, 30 Jul 2010 20:10:05 GMT Dell tech accused of downloading customer's nude pics http://www.newsgasm.co.uk/go/news.php?id=127810 AZCentral -- SACRAMENTO, Calif. - Dell Computers has confirmed a report that one of its outsourced technicians in India downloaded nude pictures from a Sacramento woman's computer during ... Fri, 30 Jul 2010 19:40:09 GMT Ohio driver in police chase stopped at red lights http://www.newsgasm.co.uk/go/news.php?id=127809 AZCentral -- CINCINNATI - Cincinnati police say a speeding driver tried to flee arrest while obeying red lights. Fri, 30 Jul 2010 19:40:09 GMT Cheerleader tackles 6-foot theft suspect http://www.newsgasm.co.uk/go/news.php?id=127808 UPI -- A 16-year-old, 110-pound varsity cheerleader in Oklahoma says her tackle and takedown of a 6-foot-tall suspected thief at a local mall was 'an instinct thing.' Fri, 30 Jul 2010 19:00:06 GMT Police, organizers discuss pot convention http://www.newsgasm.co.uk/go/news.php?id=127807 UPI -- Police in Michigan said they have scheduled a meeting with organizers of a planned cannabis convention to discuss concerns about illegal activity at the event. Fri, 30 Jul 2010 19:00:06 GMT Robber dissuaded by 'Jesus' talk http://www.newsgasm.co.uk/go/news.php?id=127806 BBC -- A 20-year-old Christian mobile phone shop manager in Florida stopped a would-be armed robber by preaching to him. Fri, 30 Jul 2010 19:00:01 GMT