Newsgasm http://www.newsgasm.co.uk Bob Keeton's Offbeat News Portal en-gb No jail for kisser who triggered airport scare http://www.newsgasm.co.uk/go/news.php?id=121397 ABC Online -- A man who held up 16,000 passengers by breaching airport security to kiss his girlfriend has avoided a jail sentence. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 05:10:01 GMT 'Miracle' as baby elephant comes back from the dead http://www.newsgasm.co.uk/go/news.php?id=121396 Telegraph -- Staff at Sydney's Taronga Zoo have declared the live birth of a baby elephant a 'miracle' days after vets said the calf had died in the womb. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:30:01 GMT Hockey trumps flying in Canada http://www.newsgasm.co.uk/go/news.php?id=121395 Reuters -- Canada's largest airline has learned it sometimes has to take a back seat to the country's biggest sporting passion, ice hockey. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:00:02 GMT Sarah Palin's family sought free health care in Canada http://www.newsgasm.co.uk/go/news.php?id=121394 Telegraph -- Sarah Palin has raised questions over her staunch criticism of state health care after the former Alaska governor admitted her own family used to 'zoom' over the border to ... Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:50:01 GMT Traffic officer 'eats bribe' http://www.newsgasm.co.uk/go/news.php?id=121393 IOL -- A Siberian traffic policeman has been arrested for taking a bribe and then trying to conceal his crime by eating the money. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:30:02 GMT Big Apple condom wrappers ready for makeover http://www.newsgasm.co.uk/go/news.php?id=121392 IOL -- The designer who won the New York condom wrapper competition was really switch on. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:30:02 GMT UK chefs have embraced home cooking http://www.newsgasm.co.uk/go/news.php?id=121391 IOL -- The French have long been considered masters of cuisine, but Britons spend longer in the kitchen and prepare a wider variety of international food, according to a survey. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:30:02 GMT Woman grows 'devil' horn from top of head http://www.newsgasm.co.uk/go/news.php?id=121390 NEWS.com.au -- AN elderly woman left her family baffled and worried after a devil-like horn grew on her head. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:10:04 GMT Replica Civil War gun fired in class http://www.newsgasm.co.uk/go/news.php?id=121389 UPI -- A Montana superintendent of schools said his replica black powder muzzleloader accidentally fired off a round while he was showing the weapon to a class. Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:40:04 GMT Police: Man attacked for Monopoly drug buy http://www.newsgasm.co.uk/go/news.php?id=121388 UPI -- Kansas authorities said an injured man pulled over during a traffic stop told officers he was beaten for using Monopoly money to purchase drugs. Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:40:04 GMT